Why

Hello and welcome to my in-depth, critical analysis of available local halal food options. My name is Yahya Siddiq, and I think the Muslim community is giving too many of our halal restaurants a pass for mediocre, overpriced food sometimes served by hostile, apathetic waiters. Other criticisms include confusing menus, incomprehensible accents, and horrendous décor. It is my goal to systematically dismantle the most despicable culprits of these heinous crimes and take to task the money-grubbing owners, the contemptuous waiters, and the appalling atmospheres present at these locations. Enjoy.